Are your plastic bottles tired of the same old vacation destinations such as the Trash Can, Side of the Road, or the dreaded Recycling Bin? Well look no further..Let the passion of The Great Pacific Garbage Patch shake up your plastic bottle’s vacation routine!
From the historic high concentrations of pelagic plastics, to the chemical and other debris that have been trapped by the currents, Great Pacific Garbage Patch vacations have the repetition to bring a surprise around every corner! Escape the same old places for one of the most enchanting destinations in the world!
Don’t worry..we have plenty of space left for your plastic bottle! The Pacific Ocean is 63,784,077 square miles and the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is only twice the size of Texas leaving significant room for your plastic bottle’s getaway. But don’t wait too long.. the rate at which the pacific garbage patch is filling up fast!!
What to Do
If your plastic bottles love lounging under the sun, you’ve come to the right place. The Great Pacific Garbage patch has some of the best photodegradation around. Unlike that boring biodegradable debris, photodegraded plastic disintegrates into even smaller pieces making it much easier to avoid those headache clean up groups!
We appeal to a wide range of guests at the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. From high-profile customers including Aquafina, Dasani, Nestle Pure Life bottles, to the every day plastic bags. It’s our promise that you’re plastic bottle will be in good company.
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch does not discriminate on the basis of race, age, color, religion, national origin, sex, age, sexual orientation, veteran status, or disability.
Approximately 80% of the waste comes from land-based sources and 20% from ships. Our debris range in size from micro-pellets to abandoned fishing nets, but come from the west coast of North America and Asia.
Travel time from the west coast of North America takes about 6 years where if you’re coming from Asia you can expect your plastic bottle to get there as soon as only 1 year or less!
Not able to fly your bottle all the way out to the Pacific? Try the North Atlantic Garbage patch. A smaller more intimate experience, this gyre offers 994 miles of only the finest man-made debris.
So if you’re ready to give your plastic bottle a getaway experience beyond the ordinary, then be sure to give the gift of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Sign up here now! (This is where you’re supposed to be disgusted and take action)
Check out pictures of this exotic paradise!
- Is any one country or population more responsible than others for the Great Pacific Garbage Patch? (greenanswers.com)
- Great Pacific Garbage Patch Awareness Video (spiritandanimal.wordpress.com)
- GREAT PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH – Island of trash twice the size of Texas floats in the Pacific (purestrange.wordpress.com)